|we dance alike|
When Lemon's bra fell apart at work, i applauded her creative solution of scotch tape.
When she ate a PopTart that she found under the couch, i was jealous, the rare PopTart is pretty delicious.
|we both love photography|
When she wants a baby but can't find any guy she would want to procreate with, it reminds me how i have a 97% chance of not being impregnated by going to bed before 10pm on a regular basis.
When she curses wearing nylons and spandex and it reminds me that i believe that a man that hates women invented nylons.
and the list goes on.
So here are my favorite Liz Lemon quotes:
|we all know i LOVE to eat|
-You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.
-My heart’s pounding like I’m watching Oprah’s farewell season.
-Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he’s gonna kill you and then he’s gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us.
-I want to go to there.
|um this doesn't quite fit, i have never seen a Harry Potter film|
-Thanks, it’s my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water
-Man, three weddings in one day, I’m going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
-No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'oh it's the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth.
|i have a secret, i kinda loved the Oprah show, that is until my roommates told me that i wasn't allowed to watch it anymore|
because Diana and i cried too much during her touching episodes...
And then today i felt like i had a Liz Lemon moment. You see, one day my friend told me that he looked me up in the church directory but couldn't find me. I of course gave him a hard time, "I am on the last page, my picture is pretty big, you can't miss me. Way to try and make yourself look good by saying you 'tried' to find me..."
So it turns out he was right. I am not in the directory, well not his or anyone elses but my own. Apparently the people that were putting the thing together didn't realize until they got to my house--to deliver my copy--that i wasn't in it. They promptly added me to the last page and gave me the only copy. This seems like something Studio 6h would do to Liz... everyone knows but her...haha